Week 2 Power Rankings/Mailbag: "There is nobody more boring than the undefeated." - Tina Brown
The introduction of the Greasy Mitts Mail Bag this week, please email greasymitts or tweet them to get your questions in for the next mailbag. We’ll try and answer your questions bi or tri weekly.
“Last weeks Power Rankings were really good - who wrote them?” As a rule of thumb we do not say who writes the Power Rankings because people are soft, for instance someone was greatly offended that they were called hard working, high energy player.
“Can captains be traded? ” No, just like the maritime tradition, the captain goes down with the ship.
"My team can only win when the other team has 3 players, what should we do?” Shoot the puck into traffic and hopefully you hit an opponents ankle. OR there is a currently a player who broke a mans pinky a couple weeks ago, you could trade for him or be lucky enough to have him on your team and he will injure opponents for you.
“Can we ban the use of Crossfit? It’s not fair certain players that are in such good shape.” I couldn’t agree more. Only popcorn muscles should be allowed to be trained.
“Some people can’t clap to the beat of Right Back Where we Started From - can we change the song so some people don’t feel shamed?” Great idea, we are all about inclusiveness here. It’ll be brought up at the next Council meeting.
Quick Power Rankings -
Black - 8-0. Almost has more wins than the Blue team has goals with 11.
Yellow - The only team that has had three guys both weeks and still has the second most goals with 19.
Green - Scored 7 times as many goals(15) as they had the week before(2).
Orange - The rust seems to be coming off and they are getting shots and chances.
Blue - Only three goals last week - Yikes.