Week 9 Power Rankings: "I'm an emotional gangster. I cry once every month." - Cardi B

I know we’ve all been busy, Q4 just ended which means the Fiscal Q4 is just beginning.

Power Rankings

  1. Green Team - 13 and 3 in the past 4 weeks has vaulted them up to the top of the standings and secured a solid second place. Sadly, Michael “killa” Kopesky shot a puck at Kog’s face during a casual Thursday skate and broke his teeth. Will we see Kogs in a full cage? If so, automatic 3 loss week coming.

  2. Black Team - A team that was clicking on all cylinders in the first four weeks has not secured a 3 win week since week 4. This team really needs to stop taking perimeter shots like Steph Curry and take it hard to the net like M Shack circa 2013.

  3. Orange Team - I dont think this team has had 4 players all season and yet they are only 2 points back of 4th place Blue team. When it’s not concert szn, Arne is a beast, 5th in the league in scoring with 25 goals.

  4. Yellow Team - Holding down third place and hasn’t lost more than 2 games since week 3, it seems like this team has figured it out but 1 more week without TJ should have their legs burning.

  5. Blue Team - Forget last week, that does not count. 1-11 in the past 3 weeks this team is imploding at an astronomically fast rate. I cannot wait for their team to be reunited, front seat tickets, bose noise canceling headphones.