PLAYOFF PREVIEW -- YELLOW PLAYING POSSUM

FIRST ROUND

First Round Bye: #1. That's My Dick, #2. Red Rods

Game Series 1: #3. Team Black Out (25-21) vs. #6. Miles Davis Yellow River Boys (9-37)

I heard a rumor that Brownie will be missing this week which is not great for Black team. With Brownie being out, that is 16% of the goals missing that week. When Yellow shadows Fazio aka Fazero and shuts him down, that is 41% of their goals GONE. Combine the two, 57% of all Blacks goals will be gone. Can’t win missing 57% of your teams goals.

Prediction: Yellow 2-0 SWEEP

MVP: WONG

Game Series 2:  #4. Halo (23-23) vs. #5. The Bent Futons (23-23)

Someone emailed me and asked why the Championship game is being played in the first round, I had to respond explaining blah blah both went 0-5 two weeks ago yada yada. I never predict the winner of games I play since I put on my Power Ranking’s hat and I am unbias. BUT!

Prediction: Baby Blue 2-0 SWEEEP

MVP: Bobby ‘High T’ Thomp’s

SECOND ROUND

Game Series 1:  #1. That's My Dick (28-18)(24-17) vs. #5. The Bent Futons (23-23)(23-18)

Going off straight stats because i don’t like to comment on my matches. Over the past 3 times these two teams have played, Baby Blue has won 2 out of 3 and outscored Royal Blue 6-4. Just going off the numbers…

Prediction: BABY BLUE 2-1

MVP: Brausen hitting the net.

Game Series 2:  #2. Red Rods (28-18) vs. #6. Miles Davis Yellow River Boys (9-37)

Yellow has only won more than 1 game this season once and I don’t think three games is in their wheel house.

Prediction: Red 2-0 SWEEP

MVP: Grant

CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW