PLAYOFF PREVIEW -- YELLOW PLAYING POSSUM
FIRST ROUND
First Round Bye: #1. That's My Dick, #2. Red Rods
Game Series 1: #3. Team Black Out (25-21) vs. #6. Miles Davis Yellow River Boys (9-37)
I heard a rumor that Brownie will be missing this week which is not great for Black team. With Brownie being out, that is 16% of the goals missing that week. When Yellow shadows Fazio aka Fazero and shuts him down, that is 41% of their goals GONE. Combine the two, 57% of all Blacks goals will be gone. Can’t win missing 57% of your teams goals.
Prediction: Yellow 2-0 SWEEP
MVP: WONG
Game Series 2: #4. Halo (23-23) vs. #5. The Bent Futons (23-23)
Someone emailed me and asked why the Championship game is being played in the first round, I had to respond explaining blah blah both went 0-5 two weeks ago yada yada. I never predict the winner of games I play since I put on my Power Ranking’s hat and I am unbias. BUT!
Prediction: Baby Blue 2-0 SWEEEP
MVP: Bobby ‘High T’ Thomp’s
SECOND ROUND
Game Series 1: #1. That's My Dick (28-18)(24-17) vs. #5. The Bent Futons (23-23)(23-18)
Going off straight stats because i don’t like to comment on my matches. Over the past 3 times these two teams have played, Baby Blue has won 2 out of 3 and outscored Royal Blue 6-4. Just going off the numbers…
Prediction: BABY BLUE 2-1
MVP: Brausen hitting the net.
Game Series 2: #2. Red Rods (28-18) vs. #6. Miles Davis Yellow River Boys (9-37)
Yellow has only won more than 1 game this season once and I don’t think three games is in their wheel house.
Prediction: Red 2-0 SWEEP
MVP: Grant
CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW