POST CHRISTMAS POWER RANKINGS: Most out of shape post christmas

Here are my power rankings of people who are going to show up in the worst shape. Maybe they ate to much food, maybe they didn’t stick handle like I did, or maybe they didn’t use those home gym and do power lifts like I did.

1. ) Brando - I kept on getting snaps from him, not stick handling, not running, just him hanging on the couch watching hockey. Watching hockey isn’t playing hockey, and his ankles still hurts.

2. ) Mikey - Sure he skated with his kids a couple times, but i know he was at the rink coaching, drinking michs and doing fatty things.

3. ) Gaede - I’m shocked I didn’t see him at Baldamar when I was out on date night, but I know he wasn’t doing anything over break except making sales and networking.